Day 4

I have fleas. I don't think I actually do, truth be told, but it's a pretty indicative line. I have bug bites all over one of my legs and a few on one hand. It was 51 degrees outside the night before. there's NO reason why there should be bitey bugs around. I'm not a happy kitten... I look so gross scratching all the time. Other than that, Katie and I were able to get a lot of food yesterday... so I think I'm going to be alright in that department. I also bathed out of a sink because I had to go to work at 5. My shift felt bad for me and kept offering me food that we were going to throw away otherwise. After that, I had to do homework until about 2 AM, so I had to go to a public place which was the 24 hr study lounge in trinkle. Actually, I was more comfortable and productive there than I would have been at my apartment... so I think I'm just going to keep using that.
I want to change my clothes like you wouldn't believe. I want my hamburger from Five Guys. I WANT TO SHOWER AND SHAVE MY LEGS AND WASH MY HIDEOUS FACE. I've impressed myself and people who know me enough, and I'm ready to go back to being a consumer whore.
Last night I slept in my bed for the first time, which made me a little less cranky. I had a dream that I was going on an adventure with pirates, one of whom of course was Johnny Depp's character. He caught a falling star that turned into a bottle of wine, and he had me drink some, and apparently it was love potion wine... It was good times. Then I had to go rescue him, and I found him singing in drag on a ship, so he swam over to the dock where I was and I rescued him. Then there was a tornado. The end.